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Joseph Arthur - Rages of Babylon

Wednesday, April 30, 2008, 7:50
Section: Arts & Entertainment



One giant leap for mankind

Tuesday, April 29, 2008, 18:41
Section: Life

James just walked. Well, it was four steps unsupported, but where I come from, that counts as walking.



Solifugaphobia

Tuesday, April 29, 2008, 8:40
Section: Life

The other night Jenn woke me from a sound sleep to go look at this creature in the garage. She had been doing laundry and looked up and saw this “huge spider” crawling on the wall. I sleepily confirmed it wasn’t a spider and was harmless (thanks, believe it or not, to reading a Dungeons & Dragons adventure when I was in middle school — oh, Gary Gygax, your influence extends in so many directions) and went back to bed.

We apparently have these solifugids breeding somewhere nearby. We found a beaten-up one inside, and didn’t know if it was a scorpion or what. Last night, I figured out what was happening: Dainty little Hanna, who sits politely on the back porch when we let the cats go outside, is bringing them in from the garage to torture and kill.

They’re harmless, and pose no danger to James or the cats (or Jenn). They sure are creepy-looking, though. Ours don’t have the large mandibles that camel spiders have, but are about three to four inches long, including their 10 thick legs.

I’m guessing that Hanna will have cleaned all of them out before the Orkin man next comes around to keep the black widow population from coming back.



This week in the Hesperia Star

Tuesday, April 29, 2008, 8:21
Section: Journalism

The Hesperia Star

Honeycutt target of recall attempt, Graham named new school police chief, Rear Admiral speaks at Hesperia High, DA: Deputy acted in self-defense in shooting, Authorities seek chrome revolver robber, Locksmith assaulted on Camphor Avenue, Topaz Elementary goes back to K-6 in 2008-2009, Board awards Krystal Elementary bid, School police log - April 25, 2008 and other stories.



Atmosphere - Guarantees

Thursday, April 24, 2008, 20:23
Section: Arts & Entertainment


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