LBY3
The continuing adventures of Beau Yarbrough

Is the Internet improving the overall quality of writing?

Thursday, April 27, 2006, 23:07
Section: Arts & Entertainment

I’d say MySpace argues against the notion, myself.

But Wired has a more at-length column along those same lines:

As a mere stripling, I was advised that if I hoped to become a good writer, I should write every day. More than that, I should read good writing every day. This can be accomplished on the internet as easily as it can by reading a book or magazine. But if you’re the sort who prefers People to The New Yorker, well, again, what’s the point?

So my riposte to Topsy was, while the internet may be a nifty vehicle for delivering one’s polished prose and penetrating insights to an impatiently waiting world, it can’t help you become a better writer if you, pardon my French, suck.

Moreover, the internet leads to all sorts of unsavory writing practices, like blogging. You know, the journal of the 21st century.

Keeping a diary or journal (“journaling” they now call it, thanks to the modern world’s habit of turning perfectly good nouns into verbs) was common among the literate before television came along and hooked us up to the communal drool bucket.

A journal exists for its author to reflect on, well, anything. A fading love, political turmoil, a spat with a friend, the weather in Buffalo, New York, on June 10, 1946. The writer is free to express the most intimate thoughts, because the nature of keeping a journal is to keep it private.

Occasionally, if the journal belongs to a writer or an artist or a statesman, the writing is so compelling that it finds its way into print after the author dies. In the best of those, we are invited into the mind behind the creative process and we emerge with a deeper understanding of a masterwork, say, or the thinking behind a crucial political decision.

Most journals go unread, though, and that’s the way it should be. The contents were only intended for the writer’s eyes, after all.

A lot of people will tell you that blogging is merely journaling online. It is not. Blogging is not private, but very public. And very few blogs involve the kind of introspection that characterizes a serious journal. Most blogging is sheer exhibitionism, either the self-absorbed ramblings of an individual blogger or the corporate site that exists for the sole purpose of making money. (If anyone sees a disturbing parallel between blogging and column writing, kindly keep it to yourself.)

This doesn’t mean blogs have to be badly written. It just means that most are.

This blog, incidentally, began as a somewhat private affair, intending to keep family, friends and voyeurs up to date on my health. The Internet being what it is, and my job being what it is, that didn’t really end up lasting terribly long, so now it’s written with the knowledge that it’s a public blog.

Good thing I never talked about killing that man in Reno, just to watch him die.



TiVo: Now recording two shows at the same time

Thursday, April 27, 2006, 0:18
Section: Arts & Entertainment

Well, we’ve loved our TiVo for about 18 months now, but it looks like it’s time to retire the old girl and give her ever-spinning hard drive a well-deserved rest.

There’s a new TiVo in town, and it’s a reason to upgrade.

Available at retail beginning May 1, the TiVo Series2 DT is the first standalone dual tuner DVR with the award-winning TiVo® service and features.

The TiVo Series2 DT DVR is optimized for cable households, allowing you to record two shows at once, so now you never have to miss any of your favorite shows — even if they’re on at the same time. The TiVo Series2 DT DVR also incorporates built-in Ethernet and USB ports, making it easier than ever to add the TiVo box to the home network.

The official press release is estimating a price of $99 after rebate and service activation for an 80 hour model (double our current model’s capacity).

No more having to choose between CSI and My Name is Earl.

(If you don’t own a TiVo, it’s hard to describe how awesome they are. It’s a lot more liberating than just having a VCR automagically recording shows for you. Like high-speed Internet, once you get TiVo, or any other digital video recorder, it’s hard to imagine life without one.)

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Memoirs of a Geisha

Wednesday, April 26, 2006, 23:19
Section: Arts & Entertainment

Memoirs of a Geisha is a pretty movie. Gorgeous, even.

But that’s really all it is. The plot isn’t terribly engaging, the characters who aren’t loathsome are fairly uninteresting and the movie feels two or three times as long as it really is.

This is a rental, nothing more.



Crash

Sunday, April 23, 2006, 20:22
Section: Arts & Entertainment

Crash is extremely well-acted, and has great dialogue, but the plot is just too pat. Everyone is racist, including the victims of racism, we get it. We didn’t need it said over and over for two hours. But that’s what we get. In fact, of all the characters to appear on the screen, only two (the Persian daughter who works the late shift at the LA County coroner’s office and the DA’s housekeeper) aren’t shown to be explicitly racist. It’s the kind of thing that seems deeply profound in high school or college, but the plot simply isn’t as sophisticated as it should have been.

Having said that, the movie’s still worth seeing. There are, to a person, great performances in the film (including the eerie sight of Tony Danza convincingly coming off as a racist Hollywood television producer) and some very sharp dialogue, a lot of it performed by Ludacris (including a humorous attack by him on hip-hop music).

Strongly recommended for the performances and the dialogue, but as a rental, not a purchase.



1337 reviewer!

Wednesday, April 19, 2006, 21:32
Section: Arts & Entertainment,Geek

At this moment, I have 1337 helpful votes for my Amazon reviews.

If the comedy of this escapes you, count yourself lucky for not wasting brain cells on d00dspeak.


 








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