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The continuing adventures of Beau Yarbrough

American Chopper: The Third Season

Sunday, January 15, 2006, 21:09
Section: Arts & Entertainment

Reality TV may have given us The Bachelor, but it also gave us American Chopper, one of the most-compulsively watchable shows on television today.

This season is the best to date, with some interesting bikes (the I, Robot bike is a whole lot cooler than the movie that inspired it), some classic Senior/Junior blow-outs and, best of all, lots of classic Mikey bits, including Mikey getting his wisdom teeth out and being absolutely out of his gourd on the drugs given to him by his dentist.

The Senior vs. Junior special is not closed-captioned, unlike the rest of the season’s shows, for some reason.

This is a value-priced DVD set and a great buy for the many, many fans of American Chopper, whether you like bikes or just enjoy the Teutel family’s antics.



Transporter 2

Friday, January 13, 2006, 21:09
Section: Arts & Entertainment

Jason Statham is perhaps the coolest guy in action movies today, and is a gritty and compelling (anti-)hero, even in this, a movie that might as well be written for Jackie Chan.

And that’s the problem with Transporter 2: Where the original had a European flavor unfamiliar to American audiences, and fights that, although clever, mostly made audience’s teeth ache in sympathy, the sequel is lightweight, silly and it even has a cute kid.

Statham looks lost here, among the lame jokes and bad CGI effects. If there’s a third Transporter, hopefully it will get back to the cross-country, bone-crunching, somewhat edgy tone of the original.

A rental for fans of the original, but nothing more.



Surprise! New Lost podcast

Monday, January 9, 2006, 17:39
Section: Arts & Entertainment,Geek

This was a nice surprise when I got home from work: A new Lost podcast waiting for me in iTunes (via Juice, of course).

Executive producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse share exclusive clues and preview upcoming episode “The 23rd Psalm.” Also, composer Michael Giacchino talks about the behind-the-scenes scoring of Lost.

Bitchin’.

  • In other geek news, Wired has posted their Game Year in Review: 2010 article, including summaries of important moments like this:

    Speaking of Mario, Nintendo and LucasArts are still locked in competition to bring their aging iconic characters to every genre ever invented. The year 2010 saw the release of Darth Maul’s Star Wars Tennis, Mario MMORPG, Clone Trooper Golf, Mario’s Dating Sim, Jar-Jar’s Dating Sim and Mario Storms the Beach at Normandy. Plus, handheld versions of all those.

    The mainstream gaming public finally started to go online in droves this year, motivated by increasing ease of use, fatter broadband pipes and more sophisticated online experiences, but mostly by the Xbox’s revolutionary Verified Gender technology. By guaranteeing that the hot, busty elf chick next to you is biologically female — if not actually hot, busty or an elf — Microsoft attracted millions of horny consumers looking for awkward, semi-anonymous online avatar sex. Microsoft is looking to expand this previously untapped market further by introducing cybersex ranking ladders.

    It made me laugh, anyway.

  • Less happy geek news: Josh Friedman apparently has cancer.


Into the Blue

Wednesday, January 4, 2006, 21:10
Section: Arts & Entertainment

You know Into the Blue is going to be beautiful, both the stars and the scenery. That’s a given.

The surprise is that this thriller is actually quite good, better than more ambitious recent efforts like After the Sunset. Even if Jessica Alba and Paul Walker aren’t big names like Sunset had, the plot is tighter and more plausible — skin-divers looking for buried treasure exposed by a recent hurricane in the Bahamas find it, along with a nearby crashed plane full of cocaine — and the actors throw themselves into the admittedly not-amazing dialogue with real commitment.

The only real issue in the movie is that Paul Walker is apparently half-dolphin, able to hold his breath for a half-hour at a time. The first time he does this, another character is impressed that he can hold his breath for three minutes at a time. Later in the movie, they’re all doing a lot more than that, in areas where they can’t conveniently get more air, and no one seems to think it’s remarkable at all. There’s also several uncontrolled ascents that scuba divers will wince as they watch — several of the characters should be laid up with the bends at different points in the movie, and possibly have serious damage to their hearing — but otherwise, the filmmakers show a generally strong understanding of diving, both scuba and otherwise.

This is a light and breezy entertainment, to be sure, but a better use of your time than most such films. A strong recommendation for scuba diving movie-watchers, those who just love tropical locations and, of course, anyone interested in lots of sequences of Jessica Alba in a bikini.



Jordis Unga blog, new tracks online

Tuesday, January 3, 2006, 14:00
Section: Arts & Entertainment

Jordis UngaThe new J.D. INXS CD, Switch, is already out, but the other contestants of Rock Star: INXS aren’t far behind.

One of my favorites, Jordis Unga, has a new site, including a blog and tracks from her “early 2006” album.

Marty Casey and his band (now called “Marty Casey and Lovehammers,” instead of just “The Lovehammers”) have an album on the way as well.


 








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