Liz Phair ‘Guyville Redux’ trailer

Blender Magazine has given the reissue CD (plus new tracks and documentary DVD) five out of five stars.

The album comes out next week.

The world’s worst McDonald’s …

is the one at 17284 Main Street in Hesperia.

I thought I would run and grab a quick to-go lunch for the kid and wife, who are at home today.

This is what I ordered:

James: A Happy Meal, with four Chicken McNuggets, Apple Dippers, milk and a toddler toy
Jenn: A two cheeseburger meal (plain) with a Diet Coke
Me: A crispy bacon ranch salad, a double cheeseburger and a large Diet Coke.

This is what we got:

James: A Happy Meal, with four Chicken McNuggets, french fries, a small Diet Coke and a big kid’s toy (some sort of sure-to-choke-on snake from Kung Fu Panda)
Jenn: Two cheeseburgers with the works and a Diet Coke
Me: A packet of ranch dressing, a double cheeseburger and a large Diet Coke.

Every single one of us had an error with our part of the order.

I’ve previously written a complaint to McDonald’s, Inc. about this location. Nothing happened.

Back to not buying from them for a few more years.

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The Last Lecture

A lot of folks have already seen this, but it’s still good stuff: A Beloved Professor Delivers the Lecture of a Lifetime

Randy Pausch, a Carnegie Mellon University computer-science professor, was about to give a lecture Tuesday afternoon, but before he said a word, he received a standing ovation from 400 students and colleagues.

He motioned to them to sit down. “Make me earn it,” he said.

They had come to see him give what was billed as his “last lecture.” This is a common title for talks on college campuses today. Schools such as Stanford and the University of Alabama have mounted “Last Lecture Series,” in which top professors are asked to think deeply about what matters to them and to give hypothetical final talks. For the audience, the question to be mulled is this: What wisdom would we impart to the world if we knew it was our last chance?

It can be an intriguing hour, watching healthy professors consider their demise and ruminate over subjects dear to them. At the University of Northern Iowa, instructor Penny O’Connor recently titled her lecture “Get Over Yourself.” At Cornell, Ellis Hanson, who teaches a course titled “Desire,” spoke about sex and technology.

At Carnegie Mellon, however, Dr. Pausch’s speech was more than just an academic exercise. The 46-year-old father of three has pancreatic cancer and expects to live for just a few months. His lecture, using images on a giant screen, turned out to be a rollicking and riveting journey through the lessons of his life.

He began by showing his CT scans, revealing 10 tumors on his liver. But after that, he talked about living. If anyone expected him to be morose, he said, “I’m sorry to disappoint you.” He then dropped to the floor and did one-handed pushups.

Here’s the NYT take: Keeping Priorities Straight, Even at the End.

The 70-minute talk, at www.cmu.edu/randyslecture, has been translated into seven languages, and this week Hyperion is publishing “The Last Lecture,� a book by Dr. Pausch and a collaborator, Jeff Zaslow, that tells the story behind the story of the lecture.

“The whole thing is very strange,� Dr. Pausch said over lunch at a diner near Norfolk, Va. “I just gave a talk. I gave talks my whole life.�

But of course, this wasn’t just any talk. “Let’s not ignore the obvious,� he said. “If I’d given that lecture but I weren’t dying, it wouldn’t have had the gravitas. Context is everything.�

Dr. Pausch, 47, is dying of pancreatic cancer, a disease that kills 95 percent of its victims, usually within months of diagnosis. Except for a pill bottle on the table in front of him, there were no outward signs of the deadly tumors growing inside him. Though he had just recently recovered from heart and kidney failure, he looked boyish, with a red knit shirt and a head of thick dark-brown hair.

Last fall, after doctors told him that he would probably have no more than six months of good health, Dr. Pausch stepped down from his academic duties and relocated to be closer to his family. But he decided to give one last lecture to a roomful of students and faculty members at Carnegie Mellon.

The lecture was not about cancer. Instead, he says, it was simply a father’s effort to digest a lifetime of advice for his children into one talk — a talk that Dr. Pausch knew he would not be around long enough to deliver in person. The children are Dylan, 6; Logan, 4; and Chloe, almost 2.

Although he could have set it up on a home video, he liked the idea that one day they would watch his last lecture and see their dad at work, in his element.

“I’m speaking only to them,� he said. “I didn’t set out to tell the world about how to live life.�

And yes, it’s an hour and 15 minutes YouTube video.

MMORPG Tycoon

Publish a MMORPG, crush World of Warcraft, dance on the grave of EverQuest and become a zillionaire, in $15/month installments.

You can do it all in MMORPG Tycoon:

Congratulations, you’re the new owner of ShadiSoft Software, the latest software development house to go have gone bust when their exciting new MMORPG failed to catch the public’s attention! With a full staff of programmers, designers and artists to obey your every whim, it’s your job to reverse the company’s fortunes and become the most popular MMORPG on the block!

Ironically, I’ve been offered a job at one MMORPG company that eventually met this description.