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The continuing adventures of Beau Yarbrough

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic

Tuesday, June 13, 2006, 23:49
Section: Arts & Entertainment

Individually, the bits in Jesus is Magic might seem very provocative and funny, but taken as a whole, they remain on a very even pitch, never really hitting brilliance, and never really evoking more than a chuckle.

After a while, Sarah Silverman’s jokes begin to blur together — or they would, if they weren’t punctuated by somewhat mumbly and cute-at-best musical numbers and skits.

Sarah Silverman probably has a great concert movie in her, but this isn’t it.

Mildly recommended at best.



Want to make something uncool? Have adults get into it

Monday, June 12, 2006, 20:15
Section: Geek

I first heard about it on NPR via podcast a few weeks ago: A UK scientist created the Mosquito tone as a form of teenager repellant. It’s an annoying high pitch whiiiiiiiiiine that age diminishes the ability for one to hear. (Truthfully, I can’t hear the one in the NPR story.)

While it serves that purpose, teenagers realized it also worked as a sound to signal things they wanted to hear (and for their peers to hear), but not adults. Say, as for the sound played by a cellphone when they received an instant message in class.

Well, it’s no longer cool, now that New York Times did a story on it today and practically every adult I know has been e-mailing each other high pitched MP3s, asking “can you hear this?” (Many, I suspect, don’t read the NYT — I know I don’t — but just are passing this around as an old folks meme, like a bootleg of REO Speedwagon or something else deeply depressing.)

So, naturally, I’m going to be using the tone for phone messages myself.

Sorry, kids. First snowboarding, and now this.



Five 10 day passes for World of Warcraft

Friday, June 9, 2006, 18:50
Section: Geek

Well, Blizzard has done it again: They’re offering 10 day passes for new players to try out World of Warcraft. Each current subscriber gets five passes to send out. (In return, said subscribers get 30 days free play for each of the 10 day folks who ends up turning into a regular subscriber.)

If you have access to the disks — and with 6 million of them out there, you probably do — post your e-mail address here, and I’ll send you a pass. First come, first served.



Battlestar Galactica (Season One)

Friday, June 9, 2006, 18:26
Section: Arts & Entertainment

I grew up on the original Battlestar Galactica, but even as a kid, I knew I was being pandered to with robot dogs and flying motorcycles and a cute kid hanging around on a military ship.

But the premise — robots all but wipe out humans elsewhere in the galaxy, and a ragtag fugitive fleet makes its way towards the semi-mythical Earth while pursued by the relentless Cylons — was sound.

Jump forward to 2004, and the new incarnation of the series. Most of the characters are reimagined, even if they fit into the same general niches — two of them are even women now — and the entire affair takes itself much more seriously. No robot dogs wrestling cute kids on the floor of a military cruiser here.

Likewise, the special effects are a major leap forward and the dogfights in space are shot in bar-raising documentary style fashion, making them feel much more immediate and dangerous.

The tweaks to the Cylons, both toasters and a new series that look like humans, make them much more interesting and frightening, and the changes to their human collaborator make him more than a joke. (Although Baltar is still a joke, much of the time.)

The acting, especially by Edward James Olmos and Grace Park, is also miles beyond the original cast (although the original Apollo has a recurring role in the new series, playing very much against type).

But …

(You knew there’d be a “but,” didn’t you?)

But the writing is sloppy at times to the point of carelessness. I’m not one to nitpick minor details like the names of characters’ never-seen parents or what have you (although it’d be nice if all the characters stopped calling the NCO “sir”), but major plot points appear and disappear out of the ether.

At the end of the miniseries (included in this DVD package), Commander Adama receives a note in his quarters stating that Cylons look like humans now, and noting how many models there are. Who left this note? How did they know the information and why share it with him? And, most importantly, why wasn’t this ever followed up on?

Likewise, the Cylon plot doesn’t appear to make much sense, nor does some unseen Cylon infiltrator placing a key clue on the bridge of the Galactica to be found make much sense either.

(I’m also not a fan of alien humans wearing neckties and a Caprica that looks an awful lot like contemporary America/Canada, but I get they had to save money somewhere in the production process.)

But the good outweighs the bad, and the whole affair is carried off with such style that it would be a huge shame for any space opera fan to not give it a try, just to see if a BSG without robot dogs is for them.

Strongly recommended to fans of the original and to those looking for a more gritty alternative to the relentlessly utopian Star Trek franchise.



Hesperia Expo location

Friday, June 9, 2006, 12:41
Section: Journalism

OK, got the location: Maria and I will be at the Hesperia Expo tomorrow from 10 to 5. This year, Sultana’s doing some renovations over the summer, so the chamber of commerce’s expo will be held at Epicenter on I Avenue near Hercules Street. Hope to see some readers there.


 








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