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“Protect your Pets this Holiday Season!”

Friday, November 18, 2005, 6:10
Section: Journalism

From San Bernardino County Animal Care & Control:

The San Bernardino County Animal Care and Control Program would like to offer pet owners the following tips to help keep their pets safe this holiday season.

  • PLEASE make sure that your pets have proper identification (ID tags, microchips, tattoo, etc.) on at all times because if your pet were to become lost, you would have a much greater chance of finding them.
  • If you plan on having a Christmas tree in your home, here are a few things to remember: avoid using tinsel because your pet may think it’s a toy to play with and accidentally swallow and choke on the tiny strings; keep edible foods and gifts away from your tree so that your pet will not be tempted to investigate them; hang small and breakable ornaments out of your pet’s reach; refrain from using chemicals in your tree’s water, which can be harmful to your pets; do not allow your pet to drink the tree’s water which can quickly become dirty and filled with pine needles.
  • Electric window displays and lights are very inviting, not only to you and your neighborhood, but to your curious pets as well. Make sure that all of your electrical connections and outlets are secured and concealed. Tape electrical cords to the walls or floors to ensure that your pet will not chew on them.
  • Holiday plants, such as poinsettias, ivy, lilies, mistletoe and holly berries may add beauty to your home, but they are very poisonous to your pets.
  • Use caution when burning candles. The flames or dripping wax can burn dogs and cats or singe their whiskers or hair. They can also start a fire if knocked over by curious pets.
  • Before your family celebrations, make sure that your pets have a safe, quiet area where they can rest. It is best to keep your pet locked up safely in a bedroom where they can escape from all the noise and festivities.
  • After you have had your fill of holiday turkey, ham, chicken, and/or roast beef make sure you throw those bones away – do not give them to your pet! Bones can splinter easily and cause damage to your pet’s throat and intestines. Bones can also become lodged in your pet’s throat, which may result in your pet not being able to breathe.
  • Avoid feeding your pet chocolate, candy, cookies, and alcohol, which can be toxic to their health. If you want to give your pet a special treat add water or broth to their dry food or mix in some canned food. Avoid feeding your pet high-fat foods, such as gravy and dressing, which can cause serious stomach upsets. Make sure that your guests know not to feed your pet as well.
  • After your gifts are opened, quickly dispose of all plastic wrappings, ribbons, and bows that can be easily swallowed by curious pets.

The San Bernardino County Animal Care & Control Program hopes that these pet tips prove helpful and they want to wish all of you and your pets a happy and safe holiday season. And, remember if you are interested in adopting a pet over the holidays, please visit one of your local animal shelters where there are lots of homeless animals just waiting to find a responsible and loving family to celebrate with. For more information, please call the San Bernardino County Animal Care and Control Program toll free at 1-800-472-5609 or visit their website at www.sbcounty.gov/acc.



Kitten season

Friday, November 18, 2005, 6:00
Section: Life

Hanna and Lucky, on their first day in their new home

I would have thought it would be too soon to get a new cat after losing Motley Sue, but when Jenn brought home the yard cats from Ellis Truss last weekend, two things happened:

First, I realized that, although they might be maniacs (one more than the other), I really liked having Patch and Penny around.

Secondly, I saw how Jenn lit up when they were here, playing with each other, being silly, being fascinated by the fish tank, or getting cuddly with us (mostly her).

Lucky plays with a cat toy, day one

So, when she realized this week that it wouldn’t be realistic for me to head up to Northern California for Thanksgiving with the Yarbrough clan this year, due to my illness, she asked if we could celebrate Thanksgiving this year by welcoming two new cats into our home. Late yesterday afternoon, Helping Paws rescue/adoption from Apple Valley brought over two eight week old kittens, the only two from their litter from an owner who, for whatever reason, will not spay the mother cat, who in turn produces litter after litter after litter. The two kittens were raised in a house (very) full of children and other animals, and once the newness of this move wears off, we expect them to be pretty fearless.

Hanna perches on my nightstand, wondering, like everyone else, when I'll get a lamp shade

The two kittens are a black female we’re probably going to call Lucky, and a black and white female whom it looks like is going to be called Hanna. Both have now ventured out from their hiding spot behind my dresser to eat a little Kitten Chow and drank a little water (and be shown where the litter box is), and to wreak clumsy havoc on some cat toys, but they retreat back into hiding whenever they decide they have had had enough adventure for one go.

It feels great to have cats in our home again. Updates to follow.



They have search engines for everything now

Thursday, November 17, 2005, 15:16
Section: Life

Did anyone else know there was a search engine for finding a new pet? No one tells me anything.

The importance of this will become clear shortly.



BlizzCon: Afterword

Thursday, November 17, 2005, 9:00
Section: Geek

Jenn mailed off a bunch of our BlizzCon schwag to a guildmate of ours on the Silver Hand server yesterday. Using her technical skills, she grabbed some images of mailboxes from the game (the world of Azeroth has a mail system that puts the real world’s to shame):

The address label

I told her I was going to post that, since it’s so damn cool.

Jenn: You’re just determined to paint us as crazy geeks to the world.

Beau: Actually, the opposite. I want to show the world this is just normal fun. If we were all huge football fans and you sent Widge’s stuff off with Washington Redskins decorations, no one would think that was odd at all. And people pay more than $100 per ticket to go to a ‘skins game, and people there dress up and wear crazy makeup and so on. No different from BlizzCon, except the weather is worse, it lasts less time and the Offspring don’t play.

Changing the world through the power of blogging. Or something.



Night Stalker dusted

Wednesday, November 16, 2005, 7:00
Section: Arts & Entertainment

ABC has performed a mercy-killing: Night Stalker is dead.

The premise had promise: I love me some supernatural television shows (when done in an entertaining fashion) and far be it from me to turn my nose up at an iconoclast crusading journalist character.

But other than the pilot (which was apparently the second go-round on one), the series was just … blah. Like hardcore-fans-pretend-they-never-existed bad X-Files episode blah.

The biggest remaining question left by Night Stalker being jerked off the air is … what happens over at iTunes? “Selected episodes” of Night Stalker, along with the complete runs of Lost and Desperate Housewives (and some Disney kids’ shows that only kids seem to have ever heard of) were part of the store’s foray into on-demand television. What will take its place in the line-up? It’s not like ABC is lacking for candidates. Any number of good dramas and comedies are on the network nowadays. Myself, I’m hoping for both seasons of the surprisingly good Boston Legal and the final season of The Practice, which introduced the firm of Crane, Poole and Schmidt (albeit with some different associates and partners than are on the show today) and set up a lot of the plots that are still unwinding today.

And as for Night Stalker, let’s hope, this time around, the death sticks.


 








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