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The continuing adventures of Beau Yarbrough

The Offspring come out and play at BlizzCon

Monday, September 26, 2005, 21:31
Section: Arts & Entertainment,Geek

In addition to being able to rub elbows with the great unwashed World of Warcraft playerbase during BlizzCon (and getting a baby murloc pet to follow my character around in the game, making gurgling noises), the Offspring will be playing the final night of BlizzCon. Nice bonus.

I assume the Offspring play on the Horde side.



iSubway

Monday, September 26, 2005, 17:05
Section: Geek

Baffling story of the day: New York’s and San Francisco’s mass transit systems don’t want people putting unofficial maps of the systems on their iPods.

The New York Times reported in June that the MTA has begun registering its colorful route symbols as trademarks and has sent more than 30 cease-and-desist letters to businesses that had been using the route symbols to sell such items as bagels, perfume, T-shirts and tote bags.

The financially strapped MTA has a licensing department that has approved about 25 product lines, including neckties and coffee mugs, the Times reported.

Bright also used a map that became outdated when the BART system extended one of its lines and shortened another, said Jim Allison, a spokesman for BART. “We don’t have a problem with people disseminating information about BART,” Allison said. “We do have a problem with people pirating information that is incorrect,” he said.

Unless this is all an effort to shake down iPodSubwayMaps.com, this is inane. Demanding licensing fees to provide this service — even though BART will be doing the same thing for free shortly, allegedly — really misunderstands how much people are willing to pay for this, and thus how much money BART is losing out on.

And “pirating information that is incorrect?” First off, how massively self-important is it to claim that reprinting a subway map is piracy? That’s neither intellectual property nor is it information that BART has a compelling interest in keeping proprietary. In case they’ve forgotten, their mission is to provide affordable and convenient public transporation in and around San Francisco. And iPodSubwayMaps.com will naturally update their maps when they (rarely) change. That’s an insulting load of BS to pass off as a legitimate reason.

San Franciscans or Oaklanders (like, say, Mom and Dad) might be well-served to give a call to their local council members and ask them to remind BART to focus on their mission instead of picking fights with people who are trying to make using BART easier and more convenient.



The new television season: Casualties two and three

Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:52
Section: Arts & Entertainment

After thinking the first two-hour episode of Threshold was pretty good, I watched the next one on TiVo Saturday afternoon, after the parade. It was comparable, at best, to one of the bad syndicated sci-fi shows of the 1990s. When they had a military school student in Danville, Virginia (a town I happen to know and was pleased to see mentioned on network TV) talk like an extra from Gone with the Wind, I got worried. Then they said a soldier had received a “Brown Star” during Vietnam. Delete.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is ... THE GHOST WHISPERER!In contrast, I had gone into watching Ghost Whisperer knowing it wouldn’t be very good, but I was unprepared for the scale of the awfulness. It was, as expected, mostly a showcase for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage, for which I can’t fault producers and directors, but I was probably being naive when I was surprised that the script was, essentially, Medium: The Early Years.

The show starts off with Melinda being married to a husband who knows about her powers and is alternately concerned for her and frustrated by her powers. Sound familiar? Except Medium, which just started its second season last week, has some of the best writing of any TV show in recent memory, especially in how the husband and wife relate to one another. (Jake Webber, who plays opposite Patricia Arquette probably deserved an Emmy even more than she did.)

One of the things that makes Medium work is that, while Allison has ghosts appearing to her and all sorts of psychic dreams, her ordinary reality is incredibly mundane. She has three small daughters, who range from adorable to needs-to-be-drowned-in-the-river, a husband who demands real attention from his spouse, dirty dishes, dirty clothes, a frumpy wardrobe, a practical-but-that’s-all haircut and a decidedly non-glamorous lifestyle in suburban Phoenix, Arizona.

Melinda, over on Ghost Whisperer, owns her own fabulous store (which no one shops at, except when the plot dictates), a husband who carries her down the block to the big Victorian home he’s restoring somewhere in the anonymous town of “The Village” (I kid you not) and who, despite no apparent financial means of doing so, drives a big bitchin’ SUV and dresses fabulously.

Now, if this had the sort of loopy sense of humor that Charmed does, it might succeed despite being so freaking dopey. But it doesn’t. It takes itself as seriously as Highway to Heaven and Touched by an Angel ever did, except few conservative Christians are likely to watch an occult show about Hewitt’s breasts. And even they can’t carry this show. It’ll be dead in a matter of weeks, and good riddance. Maybe then the networks will shift things around so that Everybody Hates Chris isn’t up against Survivor, Veronica Mars isn’t up against Lost and Supernatural isn’t up against My Name is Earl.



Hesperia Days Parade, the parade

Saturday, September 24, 2005, 13:13
Section: Journalism

Well, that was an unusually productive Saturday morning for me.

I wasn’t able to get the camera from the Hesperia Star office, as Main Street being closed diverted most people on the south end of town onto Olive Street (which I normally use as the nearly empty alternative to Main Street), including an awful lot of apparently frustrated little old ladies. Today was the first time I had someone in her 70s willfully blast through a stop sign in front of me to get wherever it is septuagenarians blast off to on Saturday mornings.

But me, Peter, Daily Press ad honcho Kevin Rigney and his wife all piled into a 1959 Ford Thunderbird convertible driven by a friend of a Daily Press employee, and dutifully beauty pageant waved our way down Main Street, followed by several trash trucks from Advance Disposal (which may or may not have been an editorial comment on our work, I’m not sure), who blasted their horns more or less non-stop for 90 minutes.

The Kiwanis Club of Hesperia has been running this parade for a number of years now, and it shows. As we went down Main Street at a stately 5 to 10 miles per hour, we passed a number of Kiwanis announcers, who let the hundreds, maybe thousands in attendance know who each of the floats were.

There were some nice surprises there: While I might expect the announcers to have something nice to say about everyone in the parade, we had several people wave to get our attention and yell how much they like the paper. The Daily Press commissioned a comprehensive readership study earlier this year, so I know what the numbers say about our readership (all very good stuff, although I think it’s probably proprietary info that I can’t share here), but plenty of people don’t necessarily like the paper they read. It’s nice to know that at least a few Hesperians appreciate and maybe even enjoy what we’re doing.

Next year, if I do this again, I’m wearing my Hesperia Star baseball cap, though. I’ve got a pretty serious sunburn.



Hesperia Days Parade

Friday, September 23, 2005, 10:40
Section: Journalism

I have been drafted into riding in the Daily Press/Hesperia Star car in tomorrow’s Hesperia Days parade. How I will take pictures and write a story from inside the car remains to be seen.


 








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