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The continuing adventures of Beau Yarbrough

The Day After Labor Day Day

Tuesday, September 6, 2005, 12:06
Section: Geek,Life

So, it was a weekend of one videogame (where I beat up a lot of criminals and probably have a lawsuit coming my way from various supervillains) and another (where I shot so many orcs, trolls, undead and cow-men that I was made a knight) and hot dogs and steak and barbecue sandwiches and soda and generally goofing off. So, naturally, I overslept on Tuesday.

A black widow spider

  • And in other great news, the black widow population of Hesperia has finally found our home. After accidentally sticking my hand into a web this spring, I’ve been dreading this day. Somehow, poisonous snakes back east seem less threatening than teeny tiny spiders with non-fatal venom.
  • My baby brother Joel turned 34 this weekend. But he’s still not too big for me to kick his butt!
  • The New York Times calls World of Warcraft “a game that is easy for casual players to understand and feel successful in, while including enough depth to engross serious gamers, who may play a game like World of Warcraft for 30 hours a week or more.” The article discusses whether having the first mass market MMORPG is helping the market, by bringing lots of new players into the MMORPG genre, or hurting it, by snapping the necks of its weaker competitors. I have to say I think it’s a good thing — and if bad games don’t find audiences, stop making bad games. Good games will survive, and have. (BugMeNot NY Times ID and password: abracadabra605, pentape)


  • A local Katrina vulture

    Friday, September 2, 2005, 20:36
    Section: Journalism

    One source of the alleged experts the media employs in stories is the fax machine. It helpfully spits out an endless parade of self-promoting authors, college instructors, retirees and others with the time and inclination to talk to the press about their area of expertise. As you might imagine, these are something of a mixed bag, running from actual experts any media outlet would be thrilled to use as a source to folks desperately trying to recoup their investment on a vanity press-published book via some free publicity. If you’re lucky, they’re local — an expert from outside the High Desert is all but useless to me. (An expert living or working in Hesperia is obviously the real goal.)

    Today, we got our first of these trying to portray themselves as being relevant to the Hurricane Katrina disaster. Now she was from the High Desert, so bonus points there, but only the most desperate journalist would have used her area of theoretical expertise — and I say theoretical, since a quick Google would have turned up the same information she had in her three page fax, minus the promotion of her (apparently vanity press-published) book. Not only did her information seem uncompelling at best, it had only the most tenuous link to what was going on in the areas ravaged by the hurricane.

    Hundreds, perhaps thousands of people are dead, and this woman is trying to use their deaths to recoup her investment on her booklet.

    We passed on calling her.



    Labor Day weekend in Paragon City

    Thursday, September 1, 2005, 18:56
    Section: Geek

    Via e-mail:

    CELEBRATE THE END OF SUMMER BY SPENDING LABOR DAY IN PARAGON CITY!

    Five Free Days to explore the dread forest of Croatoa and new Sonic and Archery power sets!

    Labor Day just wouldn’t be complete without some fun-filled gaming! This holiday, enjoy five free days of heroic hi-jinx and new Issue 5 content while getting ready for the highly anticipated sequel to City of Heroes®, City of Villainsâ„¢ (see www.cityofvillains.com for details about the game). What a great way to end a super-human summer!

    Just log into the game between 2pm (CDT) on Thursday, September 1st and 11:59pm (CDT) on Tuesday, September 6th and you will find your account reactivated FREE of charge!* Your hero characters will be waiting just as you left them the last time you played, ready to lead the charge against evil.

    But hurry…this offer is only valid for a limited time, and once 11:59pm (CDT) hits Tuesday night, September 6th, your account will again be deactivated unless you choose to resubscribe.

    So suit up and move out heroes, Paragon Cityâ„¢ awaits!

    — The City of Heroes® Team

    Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.



    Hell comes to New Orleans

    Thursday, September 1, 2005, 16:14
    Section: Miscellany

    As someone who has openly pined to go work at a New Orleans paper (especially the wonderfully named Times-Picayune), I watch what Hurricane Katrina has done to the city with an extra level of horror. What if I’d been there? What would happen to me or, more importantly, my wife?

    Reports from there are like looking into the mouth of Hell itself. From the Associated Press, via Yahoo! News:

    Some Federal Emergency Management rescue operations were suspended in areas where gunfire has broken out, Homeland Security spokesman Russ Knocke said in Washington. “In areas where our employees have been determined to potentially be in danger, we have pulled back,” he said.

    A National Guard military policeman was shot in the leg as he and a man scuffled for the MP’s rifle, police Capt. Ernie Demmo said. The man was arrested.

    “These are good people. These are just scared people,” Demmo said.

    Outside the Convention Center, the sidewalks were packed with people without food, water or medical care, and with no sign of law enforcement. Thousands of storm refugees had been assembling outside for days, waiting for buses that did not come.

    At least seven bodies were scattered outside, and hungry people broke through the steel doors to a food service entrance and began pushing out pallets of water and juice and whatever else they could find.

    An old man in a chaise lounge lay dead in a grassy median as hungry babies wailed around him. Around the corner, an elderly woman lay dead in her wheelchair, covered with a blanket, and another body lay beside her wrapped in a sheet.

    “I don’t treat my dog like that,” 47-year-old Daniel Edwards said as he pointed at the woman in the wheelchair. “I buried my dog.” He added: “You can do everything for other countries but you can’t do nothing for your own people. You can go overseas with the military but you can’t get them down here.”

    The street outside the center, above the floodwaters, smelled of urine and feces, and was choked with dirty diapers, old bottles and garbage.

    “They’ve been teasing us with buses for four days,” Edwards said.

    People chanted, “Help, help!” as reporters and photographers walked through. The crowd got angry when journalists tried to photograph one of the bodies, and covered it over with a blanket. A woman, screaming, went on the front steps of the convention center and led the crowd in reciting the 23rd Psalm.

    John Murray, 52, said: “It’s like they’re punishing us.”

    The Superdome, where some 25,000 people were being evacuated by bus to the Houston Astrodome, descended into chaos as well.

    Huge crowds, hoping to finally escape the stifling confines of the stadium, jammed the main concourse outside the dome, spilling out over the ramp to the Hyatt hotel next door — a seething sea of tense, unhappy, people packed shoulder-to-shoulder up to the barricades where heavily armed National Guardsmen stood.

    At the front of the line, heavily armed policemen and guardsmen stood watch and handed out water as tense and exhausted crowds struggled onto buses. At the back end of the line, people jammed against police barricades in the rain. Luggage, bags of clothes, pillows, blankets were strewn in the puddles.

    Many people had dogs and they cannot take them on the bus. A police officer took one from a little boy, who cried until he vomited. “Snowball, snowball,” he cried. The policeman told a reporter he didn’t know what would happen to the dog.

  • Click here to donate to the Red Cross Hurricane 2005 Relief efforts.
  • More hurricane news from Google News.


  • The Verizon Hesperia Chamber of Commerce Reception

    Wednesday, August 31, 2005, 17:18
    Section: Journalism

    Mike Podegracz at the Hesperia Chamber reception

    We just got back from a reception the Hesperia Chamber of Commerce held for new Hesperia City Manager Mike Podegracz at Foremost Healthcare.

    I finally got to meet Ray Pryke, the publisher of Valleywide Newspapers, including the Hesperia Resorter, which was great, since I’ve wanted to meet him for a long time. Ray is a character’s character and the living embodiment of several truisms about the First Amendment.

    The reception was sponsored by Verizon. This seems to be a growing trend.


     








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